Just Five More Minutes

There is this misconception about the clothes you wear on the first day of class that puts me off, so here are some of the reasons why I think we´ve got it all wrong. Once again.

Let´s go back to our ancient relatives which we´ve never cared about because they are so ancient and so not relative that who do they even think they are.
These people, who had just invented rules, protocoles and misconceptions decided "the first day" should be directly related to making a good impression. Wrong. Balls to them.

• It´s the first day after three months of not knowing 7am exists and now you have to wake up early. You are going to look like shit. The sooner you embrace this, the better.
• You think you have to wake up at 7am but you´re just planning ahead to be on time even if something goes wrong. It doesn´t matter. You´ll sleep even less and still manage to leave the house late.
• Who the fuck remembers first impressions. At the end of the day we never go back to that exact moment on the very first day to know that, four years later, we definitely hate that person.

So there you go, three based-on-evidence reasons why the First Day is the Best Day to:

• not waste your time forcing your eyes open to place a contact lense
• sleep in
• dress like a hobbo

Have lots of nice first days and Hakuna Matata ♫

-MW-